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John Kerry is the front runner for the Democrats. He's getting cocky.

He's got the Democrats on the run and seems to have GeorgeW on the run about his National Guard service. Or maybe it's the lack thereof he's got him on the run about.

The part I love about it is GeorgeW is saying "I don't know why no one remembers serving in the National Guard with me. I was there, I swear. See I got paid."

Give me a break George. Someone like you becomes famous and suddenly the guy who lived down the hall from you in college that you never spoke to is bragging that he was your best buddy but no one can remember serving in the National Guard with you?

The chairman of the Democratic Committee is point that out loud and long.

And John Kerry? He's taking the high road. I heard him say last night, "I don't want to talk about that issue. I just want to talk about what I did." And John Kerry's military record is pretty impressive.

Gotta love it.

I'm gonna have to stop getting my news off of Yahoo.Com.

I read recently that a woman in France married her dead boyfriend. They call it "posthumous marriage." Charles de Gaulle put the law in place. Makes you wonder what he was thinking.

And everyone here is all up in arms over allowing gays to marry.

And finally, I read that 24% of people surveyed say they use their work computers to view internet porn or to pursue romantic relationships.

That's almost 1 out of every 4 people surveyed! There are five lawyers on my side of the office. It made me wonder which ones of them are looking at internet porn and/or pursuing romantic relationships on the internet because it sure ain't me.

I don't even have time to check my e-mail much less pursue a romantic relationship.

Those people in that survey have way too much time on their hands.

Ciao,
M&Co.